WTF?!?! - Where's Matt LeBlanc been?

It's been almost three years since Joey went poof, admist the whole wife/divorce/dating co-star stuff, and Matt LeBlanc has been nowhere that I can think of - WTF?!?!

How can someone go from being that huge, that over the top famous and then, suddenly, just disappear. Him and Andrea Anders are still reported together, with her getting her own show, but is he seriously so over that she is now more bankable?

Damn, weird stuff, in television land.

I hate Jack Shephard...

...seriously.

I've hated Jack, pretty much, since the first episode of Lost for reason that are more guttural than cerebral and I still hate him. I enjoy the actor, Matthew Fox, in previous works, but the character of Dr. Jack Shephard is someone that I don't like, almost without question.

While Jack might have some strong points, I just don't like the guy and I feel he's an ass that irks me more often than naught. If Lost were D&D then Jack Shephard would be a Paladin, but instead of using a realistic version of Lawful Good he'd be using the stereotypical model of Lawful Stupid. You know the type who is judgmental beyond reason, causing interparty strife, because they're not getting their way, and are generally annoying jerkwards.

That's Jack Shephard and I wish the black smoke would give him a colonoscopy, without any warning, lubrication, or spooning.

Maybe it's that I like Sawyer and Jack is a pain in the butt to him, maybe it's because I like Kate and feel that Jack belittles her a lot, maybe it's because I like Kate and Sawyer together, but I really hate Jack. Jack listens to folks until the folks have a different opinion of him, then suddenly they're persona non gratis and he downs them and fights them tooth and nail.

Sure, that might be admirable, except that Jack is wrong so much of the time that someone should just slap the crap out of him, tell him that he should only worry about being a doctor and that's it. Hell, maybe they should have killed him off, first episode, like they said they were gonna do....damn writers, the one time they have an idea I like, they don't do it.

So, in closing, frak jack, jack sucks.

Pax.

Lascivious Nonsense - Layla Kayleigh is a Luscious Pixie...

Obviously I'm a bit fixated on G4, but I think that's an okay thing and I'm comfortable with my fixations.

Speaking of which, Layla Kayleigh is a intelligent and lovely example of why globalization is a damn fine thing today. Not only does she have a lovely face, cute as a pixie, in fact, but, more importantly, she a charismatic and smart lady. In addition to all of that, she's not exactly had life handed to her, but earned it herself.

See, that's just sexy, even if sad, because it shows a strong will and mind.

Now, Ms. Kayleigh, no need to join the restraining order line with Munn and Perrette, as I'm not a freak who doesn't seperate fantasy from reality. You're cute lil' ass, luscious body, and enticing face, all wrapped about that sexy mind, are safe from stalking (from me, at least).

While I'm eleven years older than you, I'd be more than willing to overlook that if you ever suffer some sort of condition that lowers your expectations to my level. *grins*

One Pint Aluminium Bottles are Awesome!

PepsiCo started using these new bottles recently, One Pint bottles crafted from Aluminium, and not only is it awesome from a green standpoint (aluminium is easier to recycle than plastics), but it is cool from a weird little decor standpoint. You see, I have yet to recycle my bottles, instead I clean them out so that I can use them as water bottles around the house.

Sure, it sounds kind of odd, but these bottles are a lot more sturdy than an aluminium can, plus they have this artsy look to them. Thus far I only have a few Pepsi bottles, my Mt. Dew bottle got left back in Boise, when I moved, and it is either in storage (knocks on wood) or it got tossed. Anyhow, I plan on getting a slew of these bottles to add to my drinking glass/receptacle cabinet, since I think it is kind of cool.

Since I was a kid, back in the 70s, I have loved metal drinkware, especially aluminium, as it cools down, pretty much instantly, to the temperature of the water that you use, or whatever other drink you pour into them, and it holds temperature fairly well. In addition to that, there is something about metal cups that has this feel to it, it is the same feeling I get from stoneware, more so when we are talking about drinkware carved from stone.

Anyhow, I just felt the need to share that, maybe see what anyone else feels about it, thinks about it, or has done it.

Lascivious Nonsense - Olivia Munn

Hopefully Pauley Perrette can forgiven me, but I'm in lust with Olivia Munn, too. I mean, obviously I've got a thing for eccentric brunettes, I mean a good mind makes a lovely form all that much more appealing.

Anyhow, up until my move back to Klamath Falls, I'd never had access to G4, thus I'd never seen an episode of Attack of the Show. But, I had scene clips of Olivia Munn before, when she wore that Princess Leia golden bikini; very nice. However, AotS is now on my daily viewing list, knocking E's the Soup right off my viewing list. Not only is AotS funnier than Soup, but Olivia is down right nice to listen to, not to mention watch.

Basically, you've got this lady who is quite comfortable with herself that she does some of the oddest, funniest stuff while putting herself into some of the oddest, self-deprecating humor and I love it. Seriously, if she were a dude, instead of just acting like a dude, I'd probably be gay. *grins*

Well, now comes the time in my piece where I decide to stop, before I entice the subject of my lascivious nonsense to file for a restraining order out of fear. No need to worry, Olivia, no stalker here. *grins* But, if you ever wanna slum it in Oregon, lowering your standards, I'm here for you. ;)

Only thing worse than pipes freezing...

...is the pipes busting, so as to sap the joy from the brief happiness of them unfreezing.

Seriously. What. The. Fuck.

Now I bitch and moan, rant and rave, but I've been trying to keep an upbeat thought in my head, but for this one moment, right now, I'm so fuckin' depressed. It has definitely not been my year, two years now, if you wanna be specific, but so is life, I guess.

I don't even have time to feel really down about it, thus this post, as I need to finish a homework assignment for one of my classes and turn it in, in less than an hour. Feh.

*chuckles* 

I started to work on it, when I heard the excess water noise, had to rush to the neighbors to borrow the turn off, and then remember to turn off the electricity so that the brand spanking new water heater doesn't get blown out.

*grins*

I think I'm gonna leave people alone for awhile, maybe I've been a bit mean, here and there, and karma is just curb stomping my inner child, or something.

Later.

Paid to makeout with pretty ladies...

...has to be a seriously cool job, even if there is not apex of the whole thing.

I mean, seriously, guys in Hollywood get paid to makeout and get all handsy with some very lovely, curvy, enticing, and delectable women, how is that fair?

*chuckles*

Lucky bastards.